Gonnae No Say That

Travelling to the USA for the World Cup?

Your social media might have more banter than you remember. The US border has absolutely zero sense of humour.

We scan your public posts and flag anything that could be misunderstood — political rants, anti-US jokes, football rivalry gone too far, drunk nonsense… all the classics.

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Why It Matters

The US ESTA form already asks for your social media handles. Border agents can look at public posts. Scottish humour doesn’t always translate… especially the “Yanks are fannies” variety.

Built for Scotland Fans

We know the patter. We know the tone. We know the difference between banter and “uh-oh”. This service is made specifically for Scotland fans heading to the USA.